Theological Jack Bauer Facts
April 2, 2006 Posted by Roger Overton
You might have seen some Jack Bauer facts floating around online (such as these posted by Steve McCoy), but we've put together some other facts you might not know about Jack…
Jack Bauer believes in Divine Election because he
understands what it means to control everything.
Jack Bauer is a Complimentarian- everyone submits to him.
Jack Bauer once questioned the authenticity of the Bible, so
he brought the authors back to life and tortured them until he was convinced
they were telling the truth.
Jesus will return when Jack Bauer dies. The problem is that he keeps coming back to life.
Jack Bauer knows whether the earth is “young” or “old,” but
no one’s successfully tortured it out of him.
For Jack Bauer, confrontation is the only form of
evangelism.
1/3 of the angels fell when Jack Bauer kicked them out of
heaven for not telling him who they worked for.
Jack Bauer is proof of Intelligent Design.
Luckily, the Egyptians gave in after the 10th plague because
number 11 was going to be Jack Bauer. (HT: Amy)
The 10 spies gave a bad report because they saw Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer is his own accountability partner and
community.
Related posts:
- Theological Jack Bauer Facts 2.0
- Jack's on his way back…
- Book Review: Jack Bauer's Having a Bad Day by Tim Wesemann
- Double the Bauer
- What Would Jack Bauer Do?
- Book Review: Jack's Life by Douglas Gresham
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April 2nd, 2006 at 6:17 pm
Very nice. I heard there's a 24 movie in the works for 2007 or 2008. I really need to get a hold of the first season.
April 2nd, 2006 at 7:57 pm
The last is my favorite.
April 2nd, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Are you sure they didn't mean the movie was going to start in 2007 and end in 2008? Seems to me the whole “24″ idea is…24 hours. Unless they're changing the name to “2,” that's a mighty long movie.
April 2nd, 2006 at 8:53 pm
My understanding is that the first part of the movie won't be in real time so they can set up the story, then the last portion will be in real time. I'm not how much of it would be though.
April 3rd, 2006 at 12:07 pm
The movie is supposed to come out in 2008. They said they want to do two or three segments of real time, with travel time in between (so it can have a more international plot and setting).
April 6th, 2006 at 1:46 am
LOVE it! Great post, Roger and Amy!!!!!!
April 6th, 2006 at 3:04 am
And congrats on your show, Lores!
April 6th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
I love 24, but all pretense of actually being in real-time has completely disintegrated.
The National Guard put up roadblocks and shut down a city in 30 sec, bad guys are considered “lost” after 2 minutes, ambulances arrive and care for the wounded in 3 minutes, and people drive across Los Angeles (Los Angeles!) during commerical breaks.
There is absolutely no need to keep up the charade anymore, because nobody really cares. We love the show anyway.
January 9th, 2007 at 1:44 am
lol (muffled for roommate's sake) How did I miss- that was awesome! a blessing to the “blogosphere”
peace y'all.